Hello all. A light morning joke.....: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."pack your things and .....
"At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said :
"My daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half. Am sending one of the parked cars to u and ur husband for family use."

After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: "you said I should pack my things and do what?"
"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH. I will iron them when light comes back."
Please don't smile alone, put smile on someone's face too.

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