Women Of Influence Conference

The Victorious Army Ministry Int'l Jesus women of  influence conference for this year 2016 will commence next tomorrow while rally start tomorrow.
So, invite your friends and family because it's a momentous event that your wife can't afford to miss.

Dr Helen Ayo Orisejor, Dr Jasmin Sculark, Dr Medina Pullings from usa, Dr Dolapo Adelakun, Doctor Mrs Becky Enenche and Dr Mrs Ibukun Awosika will be ministering live.

The conference promises to be glorious and fun loving event because there will also be jokes like the one below to make you laugh and be happy.


Comedy:

NAMES WIVES CALL THEIR HUSBANDS BASE ON THE MONEY HE DROPS;

1. If you they give your wife N100,000 or N150,000 your name will be DADDY.

2. If you they give your wife N50,000 down to N40,000, your name will be HONEY.

3. If you they give your wife N20,000 down to N15,000, your name for house na DARLING.

4. If you they give your wife N10,000 down to N5,000, your name for house na PAPA JOHN.

5. If you they give your wife like N1,000 down to N500 your name for house na your REAL NAME.

6. So if he gives his wife like N300 to N50, what will be his name???

Reinstate:

After attending the event your life will never remain the same and you will be glad you didn't miss it.

 COPIED FROM KING'S COLLEGE OLD BOYS WALL

Very inspiring piece!!!!

Man O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home.
When he has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
When he has money rides an  ‘exercise bicycle’ at the gym.

When without money, walks to earn food.
When he has money, walks to burn fat.

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!

When without money, wishes to get married;
When he has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man.
When he has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!

Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do.
                             
N200 seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant.

After a whole day of work, spending hours at the gym seem alright, but helping his Mother out at home seems like a burden.

Praying to God for 3 minutes takes too much time but watching a movie for 3 hours doesn't.

Waits a whole year for Valentine's day but always forget Mother's day.

Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement weren't given even a slice of bread but a painting of them is sold for hundred dollars.

We don't think twice about forwarding silly jokes, but we will rethink about sending this message on.

Think about It.. Make a change, because you can .... Here are six easy ways to earn, even after death.

1) Give a smile or gift to someone. Each time you give a smile, it will make someone's day. You gain.

2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time a sick person uses it, you gain.

3) Participate in building an orphanage, or a hospital or a school or a college. Anybody uses it, you gain.

4) Place a water cooler in a public place. When someone drinks the water, you gain.

5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, you gain.

6) And the easiest of all is, share this message with people. Even if one applies any of the above, you gain.

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Wishing all of you a fantastic women conference.